Category: Random Shit

I apparently don’t scratch anything apart from my balls, I want to be something from the 80s with my ridiculous hair and moustache, and Serato does everything for me. Fuck knows who Kelly Thomas is, but his out of the blue message fucking nailed it…

And at this stage he blocked me and I assume ran off to curl up into the foetal position and cry whilst stroking his goatee beard..

The sad thing is that this guy is actually a parent..

Definitely don’t send him a message offering him styling tips, as not only would that be very childish, his ‘Vin Diesel playing the bongos in the early 90s” look is a very hard one to pick fault with..

So yeah, definitely don’t message him. here’s his facebook profile just so that you can make sure that you don’t accidentally message him by mistake:
https://www.facebook.com/MrTeeeee