Mr Margaret Scratcher

Category: Funneh

  • People Just Do Nothing Part 3 – ‘Fight Fire With Fire’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Cdy-593IA

    Part three of the mockumentary revolving around a pirate radio station and the characters involved with it. If you missed the previous parts , check them out here: http://www.margaretscratcher.co.uk/wordpress/2011/07/people-just-do-nothing-part-1/

    http://www.margaretscratcher.co.uk/wordpress/2011/08/people-just-do-nothing-part-2-pirate-radio-special/

    Following their declaration of war against DJ Funky and Lively FM, Sniper and Beats seek help from local gangster/ T Mobile salesman Chabuddie G. His advice leads them back to Ryland’s studio to make a diss record.

    People just do nothing was inspired by an actual documentary which went out on BBC3 called Tower Block Dreams

    Oh, and like this: http://www.facebook.com/pages/People-Just-Do-Nothing/134394356624342

  • The Margaret Scratcher Law of Inverse Hotness..

    Inspired by a post by Dike on facebook… Nobel prize, here we come…

  • School of French kissing for dogs..

    Man’s best friend…. Maybe more?

  • People Just Do Nothing – Part 2 ‘Pirate Radio Special’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WRG815OovQ

    Part two of the mockumentary revolving around a pirate radio station and the characters involved with it. If you missed part one, check it out here: http://www.margaretscratcher.co.uk/wordpress/2011/07/people-just-do-nothing-part-1/

    Sniper and Beats have found a new secret location to do their pirate radio set. Ryland, some mug who they rent the studio from is monging them right out and Beats has a word with him so he knows who’s boss. Sniper introduces us to the Kurupt FM family and a surprise visit from Steves causes controversy when an old beef is ignited between Kurupt FM and Lively FM.

    People just do nothing was inspired by an actual documentary which went out on BBC3 called Tower Block Dreams

    Oh, and like this: http://www.facebook.com/pages/People-Just-Do-Nothing/134394356624342

  • People Just Do Nothing Part 1 – ‘ No Sauce’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14D2WFuLCWo

    Thanks to Benny Normal for putting me on to this amazing faux documentary, I wasn’t that taken by it at first, after giving a chance I got to say it rates right up there with the office as far as cringe-comedy is concerned….

    Documentary following people of various social backgrounds who all have two things in common, they live in Brentford, and they just do nothing.

    Part 1 – ‘No Sauce’

    Beats and Sniper are getting a munch from Maccy d’s but its long and Beats wants every sauce. Sniper feels he’s getting mugged off when he bumps into Steves, there squat raving day dreaming wasteman friend.

    I’ll be posting all the other parts shortly..

    People just do nothing was inspired by an actual documentary which went out on BBC3 called Tower Block Dreams

    Oh, and like this: http://www.facebook.com/pages/People-Just-Do-Nothing/134394356624342

  • A sad tale indeed…

    Received this email today, seems fairly genuine I’d say, so I’m going to reply and see what happens…

    Hello
    I am Barbara Cole, I am 15 years old girl I live in Bolton UK before my father passed away in a car accident 3 years ago, I now leave with my step mother in Warrington, My mother died immediately she gave birth to me.  My late father Mr. Norman Cole was a big business man in UK before he died in a car accident 2007 I am the only child of my father, he died 3 days after the accident so he Will all his life savings to me, I have been trying to collect the funds from the bank but the bank MD CEO refused, he said I should present someone old enough so he can transfer the funds to the person that I can’t be in control of the huge amount of funds  because  I am a teenage and it is against the UK law.
    I would have told my step mother to assist me in collecting the funds from the bank but she is not a good woman, my father warned me about her before he died, now that I leave with her I now understand that what my father said about her was true, Now that I stay with her in Warrington she don’t give me attention she don’t care if I am alright or not, all she do is to take hard drugs and bring different men to the house.  I don’t want to have anything to do with her. If I get her involved in this she will use all the funds to take hard drugs.  All I wish for right now is someone old enough and honest to help me collect my funds from the bank as I am still a teenage and it is against the UK law.  Why I can’t wait until i am 18 years is because what my step mother is doing to me is not fair and i don’t want her to Influence me with her bank life style i just wan’t to leave so i can leave a better life.
    I know we don’t know each other but please I need your help if you can assist me to collect the funds from the bank I will give you 50% out of the funds, Then you will help me invest my 50% until I am 18 and I will be staying with you or you will get somewhere for me to stay until I am 18 years old.
    If you agree to help me, I will send you a copy of the Will and my picture so you will know me, and I will send you the contact of the Bank and tell you how much is the funds so you can contact them, and I will inform the bank that you will contact them that you are the person that want to help me.
    I will be waiting for your urgent reply so I can send you the contact of the bank and my father’s Will and death certificate.

    Please this letter has to be confidential, if my step mother finds out about this, she will kill me, and please I need your 100% trust and loyalty because the lawyer I got involved wanted to made away with the money, so I told the bank not to transfer the funds to him,  I already promised to give you half of the funds so please be honest with me.
    If you are interested please reply me on my email: ———@yahoo.co.jp
    Best Regards
    Barbara Cole

    Obviously I will be keeping you posted on this most tragic of predicaments…

  • Rebecca Black – Friday (Unprocessed Accapella)

    Using highly sophisticated technology, scientists have extracted the vocals from this track, and removed all the processing and auto tuning..

    [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsyakt_DduE[/tube]