Mr Margaret Scratcher

Category: Funneh

  • Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris..

    … and Bolo Yeung VS Guile

    Chuck Norris(Sunski) & Bolo Yeung(Swellz 1) VS Bruce Lee(Quantum) & Guile(Vincanity) I Battle Night 7 Halloween Edition

    www.STUDIOFIFTYEIGHT.net, www.CapitolRoots.com & 2nd Nature Crew

    Presents:
    BATTLE NIGHT Vol. 7 (Studio Fifty-Eight in Roseville)

    This time around we are going to do something fun and exciting for the dance scene in Sacramento. In the spirit of Halloween we are having Costume Cypher Jam. You will be required to wear a costume to the jam or you will be extremely embarrassed for being the only one with out one.

    The Cause: This Battle is to celebrate 2nd Nature Crew’s 3 year anniversary and to help our fellow crew member Moon raise money to get his USA citizenship.

  • Are you Rob Base? FIND OUT HERE!

    Aha… That’s that cleared up then!

  • Bon Rappetite – The Hip Hop Restaurant…

    “Bon Rappetite is the world’s first hip hop restaurant. Featuring a delicious menu that caters to the ballers. Relax at the bar with a signature cocktail, like the refreshing Long Island Ice-T, or eat so many shrimp you get iodine poisoning in our relaxing dining area. One thing’s for sure, you better bring your rappetite.™”

    Those of you that know me, know that I love a good pun.. So this place is right up my street..

    WU TANG CLAMS:

    Our Wu Tang Clams ain’t nothing to fuck with..

    http://www.bon-rappetite.com/

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    UPDATE…
    It doesn’t exist.. Bah!
    http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2012/02/06/bon-rappetit/?hpt=li_mid

  • Goatface Killah

    Just had to get this done and out of my head…

  • Grillex

    Forget dubstep, it’s all about GRUBSTEP!

  • Maid Marian and her Merry men – Pancake Day !

    Pancake Day,

    The only day of the year where hitting the ceiling is considered a bad toss.

  • Hammerman..

    Wait….. HANG A FUCKING TROUT!… MC HAMMER HAD HIS OWN CARTOON? Why do I not know about this? Next thing you know I’ll find out he had his own action figure…

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    Whaaaaaat? If they gave him  his own action figure, they might as well have given him some sort of pokemon style trading card, ha!

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    Okay okay, someone’s obviously made all this shit up as some sort of joke, knowing that I would eventually find it. Very funny. What’s next – MC hammer toothpaste? Pffft!

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    Okay… FUCK OFF!!!!!

    Check out Hammerman bringing some graffiti vandals to justice here.. WOO!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWFyGj_PDX0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czoy7HG3sUM

  • FLying Lotus – Parisien Goldfish (Directed by Eric Wareheim)

    Quite an old one, but there’s probably still a few of you who have yet to see this truly bizarre music video, which if you’ve ever watched any Tim and Eric stuff before, you’ll have come to expect. Kind of..

    CHECK IT OUT HERE  ———– > http://www.dancefloordale.com/

  • 30 year old teacher DEMOLISHES 17 year old rapper…

    DON’T FLOP – Rap Battle – ‬Blizzard Vs Mark Grist:

    Hah, I usually find these pretty dull, but Mark Grist makes me chuckle, without the usual ‘I’m going to merk you’ bullshit…

  • Ghetto Fleshlight

    Well, that’s my Valentine’s Day rescued!